Hello

Hi im Kratos the Dark Knight T_T
yes run.
Hide the children.
run away.
*sigh*
wont anyone be my friend?


All: " you can be our friend ! "
Really?
All: Yeah!


YAY! I have friends by the way i talk and write a lot.
All: WHAT? That wasnt in the deal. thats called and its bad. come on guys i dont wanna be friends with him anymore.
Cue: Sounds of aggrement Yeah lets go
says: shame on you

*sniff*

Lol, nice intro! I'm glad that you FINALLY got on here. Welcome to WC and I hope you like it here! P.S. No spamming! Listen to the nice smileys!

Wow, holy smiles!! That was a crazy fun into...loved it! welcome to WC!! I'm Hazel!

Wow Hazel...
Those Quotes...
Do you have any more?
plz

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Yea I have a ton...here i can post some for you: (Warning...not all are necessarily nice, but they're funny..the first one for example )

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields.

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde

"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” - Robert Bloch

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill

"A friend is someone who's there when he needs you"
- Anon

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
- Joseph Heller (Catch 22)

"I am nobody, Nobody is perfect, Therefore, I must be perfect!"
- Anon

“Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.”

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”

“Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.”

“Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.”

“People make mistakes all the time, unfortunately you were one of them.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”
- Douglas Adams

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”- Shakespeare

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
- W.C. Fields

“Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.”-Jack Sparrow

“It was a good plan... up till now.”-Anamaria

“ Trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!”

“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.”

“The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.”

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous

Most good judgement comes from experience.

Most experience comes from bad judgement.

"Life is a role of toilet paper; long and useful"

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' " Charlie Brown.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'”

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'dang, that was fun.'"

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy." ---Unknown

"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."

"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." ---Bill Cosby

“Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?”

“Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.”


pheww.... i think that was the longest post of my life

Wow that is a lot...
Thanks
to lazy to write all that brought to u by kratos the dark knight stuff

That wins the record for the longest post of quotes ever!

And welcome to the site!

OKay, that is the record... I'm dissy now, but anyways, KtDK! I'm BPahl88! Enjoy here at WCF!!!!! Jus one thing, don't let the evil elf get you. EEEEKKKK!!!!

Too many quotes!!!

i agree too many quotes can we stop now?

I would agree

then its agreed no more!!!!!!

LOL! I your advatar KtDK! That ! And I'm not lying so I'm not . And I hope this is not That would NOT be time! is bad! That dude ed and he is now unhappy.

(Okay, that was weird. (A smilies!))

Hello person!!!
Nice intro!!!!!!!
Welcome to the WC!
Hope you enjoy it here!!!
(join the kingdom if Darkness!!!)

*laughs* Guys, I think those last few posts were a bit off-topic. Anyways, welcome on, Karots. Everyone here is here to help make your experience here awesome, even me!!

Is it Karots or Kratos?

Greetings!! Welcome to the site!! *smiles* My name is Ash, if you have any questions just PM me!!

It's supposed to be Kratos, but he mispelled it when signing up. Haha, he didn't even notice until you mentioned it and I showed it to him.

lol, Poor guy. Hey, Hi there dude!! i'm new here too!!

I always thought it was Kratos haha, did that come from something? It sounds really familar....

ha ha ha *cant stop laughing*

whenever I see it I either think carrots or Kratos. Though I think Kratos is better....

This has GOT to be the longest "Hello I'm ________" topic here. It's 2 pages long.

Haha well Kratos must feel loved then

Maybe 'cos we've changed the subject. I don't think we're saying hi! any more.