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Haha exactly. Take romance advice from that book and there's a good chance you could be single forever lol

Well I think it could be a cute trait. And possibly sometimes humourous, if said clumsy act doesn't hurt anyone

I have my clumsy moments, but I think the most embarrassing is when people continuously ask if you're ok. I'd rather everyone pretend it didn't happen

Yeah, seriously. If you can pick yourself up and keep going, of course you're okay. xP People dwell on things too much. It's like "Um yeah, I'm fine. Can we please stop talking about it?"

Not that this is really clumsy per say, but I hate it when in my Honors Algebra class, my teacher randomly picks people, and when she picks me, I get all scared, regardless of if I know the answer or not. And this one time I just totally blanked out and she kept press for me to answer and I just kept saying "...I don't know." until I finally got it. Then again, I am always skiddish at school.

I wonder how people come up with topics like these. First microwaves, then clumsiness? That's pure brilliance right there. Usually, people talk about one thing for hours. XP

Have you ever been clumsy enough to fall and sit on someone's face?

Haha we're just so cool like that My thoughts do that sometimes and I have to trace them their origin...because all off a sudden I'll be like what? How did I get thinking to that?? lol

Lucky I have never tripped and fallen on anyone except maybe my best friend because we were doing something stupid
I saw a video where a guy tripped and fell and the beach and his face landed right on a sunbather's.....behind....lol and it was a girl in a bikini! lol wahahahaa

Aha, I get off-topic all the time. xP When I'm with my friends, and we're really deep into a conversation, I'll be like "Wait, how'd we end up talking about this? ...Oh, that's right."

No, I haven't done anything like that... yet. xD I seriously think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.

Yeah I do that all the time too. It's what makes conversation interesting. If there were no transitions between conversations you would be stuck talking about the same boring thing forever

Yes I totally would too. I don't think I could able to face said person ever again

Gotta keep things fresh. Otherwise you'd be going in a circle... Round and round forever... No ending to the circle... XP

Okay... How about this: has anyone ever fallen on top of you with their butt in your face in front of your crush?

Nope. Certainly not, and for that I am grateful

Aha, no. xD

You should be. You don't get embarrassed in front of your crush AND you don't get your head slammed into a locker/floor.

Mhm yes I consider this to be a good thing indeed

Yes, it is. You don't want to experience it. Especially after you have to pick yourself off the floor when everyone is too busy laughing at you. But then. revenge IS sweet, so I wonder who will be laughed then?

Hmm yes, I never carry out plans for revenge....I guess I'm just too good of a sport

You sure? No one can be that nice. Or can they?

Either that, or my meanness is seriously getting to my head and conquering the other half of me.

Yup I'm positive. No one really does anything that needs revenge that bad...sure I've contemplated but whatever it is always makes a good story later anyways I can't help it if I can't hold grudges lol

I feel like I've left for agggeeesss...

Well you kinda have

Yes, it is kinda true... Sorry about that.

Yey 2b.~

All is forgiven! lol This is the busiest it's been in awhile! yay

Hm... I need to teach you to be vengeful...

It's true. It's been deadish for a while.

Haha yes I will become an apprentice of the art of revenge! lol

Oh yes don't I know it. I kinda like this coming on and seeing that there are new posts to be read

First, simple exercises to help you become vengeful. XP

It is. I like to see what completely different topics you somehow manage to come up with.

Hehe *rubs hands together* I am ready

Ohhh yes very entertaining

Just to let ya'll know, this... is.... SPARTA!!!!!!

Actually, its post 999.

Me has an idea! :O