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one isn't. One can't get too close to zero, the creepyness might rub off

ZERO thinks one is being narrow-minded.

ONE says that zero reminds him of the creep that watches kids sleep.

Two thinks zero is creepy too so one can't be that close minded, he's just thinking in the majority

Maybe ZERO is the creep that watches kids sleep.

ONE becomes terrified at the thought.

ZERO revels in one's terror.

one would like to beat zero over the head with a stick

ZERO would not approve of that.

One thinks that's more motive to do it

TWO hauls in a bunch of sticks to examine the appropriate one. (:

Three thinks once with a really thick one and then once with a super thin one. That way he gets the bruises kind of pain and the stinging kind

ZERO puts on a suit of armor.

one laughs cause zero looks stupid

ZERO ignores one's laughter; he knows he's handsome.

one laughs even louder and harder in that really annoying, hard to ignore pitch.

ZERO buys earmuffs.

ones laugh can't be shut out but he's tired of laughing anyways

Zero.

one

Zero.

one

Aaaaannnnndddd....

ZERO!

one

Two.