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I agree.
I think we should argue over something stupid and trivial like toilet paper.
Say... tooth brushes?

Ahh, okay.
Jumping from one stupid argument into a better stupid argument. x3 Sounds good.

THE ONES WITH ROTATING BRISTLES ARE THE BEST, HANDS DOWN.

reminds me of this.
Warning: strong language

HECK NAWWW.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE THEM STATIONARY BRISTLIES TO ACTUALLY GET A GOOD AN' CLEAN MOUTH.

THE STATIONARY BRISTLES ARE BORING. AT LEAST THE ROTATING ONES EXERCISE.

EXERCISE WHAT? THE GRIP YOU HAVE TO KEEP ON THEM SO THEY DON'T SEND SPIT FLYING?

It's amusing how a person can't even answer a single question.

No, what's amusing is that you keep harping on the same subject.
We've all moved on. Now it's your turn.

NO. BUT THE ROTATING BRISTLES ARE FIT UNLIKE THE FAT, STUBBY BRISTLES OF STATIONARY BRUSHES.

ARE YOU CALLING MY STATIONARY BRUSH FAT? 'CAUSE HE GETS MORE EXERCISE THAN YOUR ROTATING BRUSH.
AND AT LEAST HIS BRISTLES STAY TOGETHER LONGER!

YEAH. WELL. I DON'T EVEN USE A ROTATING BRUSH. SO HAH.
AND THE ROTATING BRUSH DOES MORE WORK ON ITS OWN, WHILE WITH A STATIONARY ONE, YOU HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK YOURSELF.

I READ THAT AS ROTATING POTATOES. OOPS.
OR POTATOING BRUSH... YEAH.

SO UH, I KINDA WANNA COMPARE THIS ARGUMENT TO BLOW/HAND JOBS/MASTURBATING.. BUT THAT"D BE INAPPROPRIATE.

OH YES, BECAUSE EVERYONE BRUSHES POTATOES. =P

IT WOULD BE. BUT IT WOULD ALSO BE INTERESTING.

I THINK WE SHALL.

YKNOW.. USING A STATIONARY TOOTHBRUSH IS LIKE MASTURBATING: YOU DO ALL THE WORK. BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU'RE SATISFIED.

PSH, BUT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GET THE PLEASURE OF ROTATING BRUSHES WOULD USE A STATIONARY ONE.

NOW ROTATING BRUSHES... THEY ARE ALL THE FUN OF ONE ON ONE SEX. OR EVEN A THREESOME. IF YOU HAVE TWO ROTATING PARTS ON IT. YOU JUST SIT THERE... OR STAND THERE... AND LET THEM TAKE CARE OF YOU.

YEAH, BUT IF YOU JUST WANT A ONESOME, THEY'RE PERFECTLY FINE.
BESIDES, EVEN A THREE SOME MIGHT NOT SATISFY YOUR HEALTHY NEEDS.
YOUR DENTIST WOULD BE LIKE, "HEY, YOUR TEETH ARE GETTING AWFULLY THIN THERE.. MIGHT WANNA SWITCH TO A STATIONARY BRUSH."

ONESOMES ARE FOR THE LONELY.
AT LEAST WITH A ROTATING BRUSH, YOU ARE NEVER LONELY. IF YOU WANT TO GO TO A ONESOME, YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE ROTATINGNESS. BUT WHO WOULD WANT THAT?

ARE YOU CALLING ME LONELY? D: NO NEED TO RUB THAT IN MY FACE, DEAR.
UH, I WOULDN'T. WHO WANTS TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE USING A VIBRATOR IN THEIR MOUTH?

WELL GET A ROTATING BRUSH AND YOU WON'T BE LONELY ANYMORE.
SEX ADDICTS?

NO THANK YOUUU. NO VIBRATING MOUTHS FOR ME. I DON'T WANNA KNOW IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, JUST UGHH.

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY.

UH, I HAVE. THEY HURT MY TEETHY TEETH.

THAT'S WHAT PRACTICE IS FOR.
EVERYONE SAYS IT HURTS THE FIRST TIME, BUT YOU JUST GOTTA GET USED TO IT.

ARE YOU SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE?

MAYBE I AM.
WHAT OF IT?