Three word each story

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror.

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?"

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!?

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is

There
was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy
drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a

There
was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy
drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary

There
was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy
drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then

There
was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy
drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that

There
was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy
drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some

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There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets.
Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone,
especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge.
Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with
his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance
around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who
battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the
plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a
twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow
dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and
delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and
it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided
to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to
a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little
elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange
and pretty green ,pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree
grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip
of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very
very super duper and oh so perfectlly and wonderfully, fly infested
swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on
a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every
single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant
then laughed wickedly and began to say "waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will
be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic
words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now
on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little
life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to
scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "waa!" cried the
the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the
moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the
squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night
again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy
fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue
streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the
heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my
itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink with orange poka-dots

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink with orange poka-dots and blue stripes

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink with orange poka-dots and blue stripes. She turned to

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink with orange poka-dots and blue stripes. She turned to the west and

There was a moose who drank yummy chocolate milk. When he drank this yummy drink, he felt like taking over the tiny world of midgets. Unfortunately, they were too small to be much of a help to anyone, especially to the macho stranger, who madly fell in love with a sponge. Infatuated, he decided to buy a yellow brick home, there he lived with his lovely garden of flowers where he would sing funny songs and dance around, and hold hands with his sponge. That was a very brave moose who battled those weeds in his beautiful garden, and killed off all the plant eating broomsticks which had destroyed his garden. He also had a twin doe, who loved to bathe with flowers and sometimes eat yellow dandelions and little pink roses. She thought they were so tasty and delightfully delicious. One day she sat on a rock to ponder life and it's way of being, though no understanding came to mind. So she decided to set off and explore the universe, in hopes that she may soon come to a small pink elephant, with a pretty magic wand. "Oh my!" the little elephant said, beating his ears, and jumping up a wonderfully orange and pretty green, pink, yellow, blue, and purple tree. This purple tree grew neon coconuts with brown fuzzy squirrels sitting on the very tip of every leaf that was big like the elephant of the very very very very very super duper and oh so perfectly and wonderfully, fly infested swamp. The pink elephant then decided she would go and cast a spell on a nearby fuzzy brown squirrel because she was being a pain to every single milk drinking moose within a mile of the swamp. The elephant then laughed wickedly and began to say "Waahaa! I will now cast my itching spell on the very annoying milk drinking moose! The moose will be so sorry he ever decided to drink milk! I will now say the magic words ooga booge hippety hoppity woogalogaloga! Now beat that! From now on , you will itch for the rest of your pathetic insignificant little life you idiotic moose!" The moose cried out in pain and began to scratch it's itches frantically to make them go away. "Waa!" cried the the itching moose. The elephant laughed and then she winked at the moose and said, "serves you right! You will now stay away from the squirrels ever or else you you will never see the light of night again!" So then the pink elephant went to the store to buy some yummy fried chicken that gave her big red spots on her face and little blue streaks in her eyeballs. "Ahhh!" she screeched in horror. "What the heck?" she screamed. "Why is this happening!? My life is very much a crazy and scary horrific life!" Then she decided that she would go and buy some anti-whitening toothpaste in an attempt to end her very bad problem but instead, worsened it! She cried untill her face turned bright pink with orange poka-dots and blue stripes. She turned to the west and called her lawyer