Love Poems

Okay, this may sound weird. But me Shakespeare teacher assigned us to write the worst crummiest love poems we can think of. I need you guys to help me out and tell me which one of these is the worst:

1.
Oh, Rosiland, I loveth thee
Thou art hip and hot
My heart loveth you very much
Oh, Rosiland
If you shant marry me
I might bestow death upon myself.

2.
I love you so much.
I think I have a crush.
On you, my sweet baby, Rosiland.

3.
Love for you is swelling in my heart
You are so fabulous to me
you are so beatuful
I wish you could see.

4.
Rosiland, you are so cute when you blink.
You definitely don't stink.
You are so cute when you talk
and also when you walk.

5.
The one thing
I liek the most that you do
you make me love you. ( )

I think the first one.

Added another one.

Romeo and Juliet?

I'm with BP.

Still first I think. First or third.

First or last.

*raises eyebrow*

Been listening to HM again, have you 017350?

Personally, I don't like the nmber four.

Why, yes. I have been listening to Miley.

one or four

The first one, defenetly.